You're my little dorito
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
we were exchanging secrets last night... she told me about how she put markers in her vaj in middle school. found a keeper.
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
i forgot how awkward it is to meet new people sober
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
How's work?
Spinning.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
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