Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
the sex wasnt even worth changing my sheets
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The cougar has a calendar on her wall of when she can give topless handjobs again. I pity her husband.
We swapped clothes. He left in a v-neck and I left in a tuxedo. Classiest walk of shame or the gayest?
So... Really random... You know we only exist cause Dad misspelled 'perseverance', right?
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
I'm hoping you were seen by someone holding a frozen turkey at 230 in the morning
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
It's official cum is not a great leave in conditioner
he went down on me and a few minutes later he asked to show me a magic trick. then he pulled a quarter out of my vagina
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
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