Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
I least I know I can't get pregnant because it's on my hair
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
Well at one point he got ahold of my archery gear.. And I. Shit. You. Not. Sarah took an arrow to the knee.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
I don't just want drugs. I deserve drugs.
someone at the bars was yelling at the bouncer to let him in because he "just passed through the 7 levels of the candy cane forrest" soulmate?
go meet him and give him your number.
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