Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Just gave my pregnant cat a safe sex talk. That high.
There is always the bar, but 2 30 on a Tuesday just screams alcoholism
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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