I am drunk raised to the nth degree. The possibility of getting sick is approaching infinity.
So the D.A.R.E. essay I helped my tutor kid write won an award. Oh the irony.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I think we should go through the tsa checkpoint with raging hardons when we go through LAX. I think we should pass out some viagra to everyone
perfect. if all else fails remind him how anxious he is. talk real fast and induce a panic attack that only I can remedy with xanax.
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
