what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
He looked down at his phone and screamed "I'M NOT A DAD!" and then bought the entire bar a round
you looked at me, pointed to a car and silently said "the elephant parks here".
They showed a guy on tv in a Brady jersey and a sweatpants boner when the NE offense took the field. They didn't show his face. I hope that wasn't you.
I just took a shit with a lightsaber in my hand. Dreams fulfilled.
No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
drunk me cartwheeled over a turtle sandbox & slit my foot open on a cinder block. how do you explain that to a doctor?
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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