I dont need to watch it. And stop comparing your life to Entourage.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
you're not a real person. you're actually just like a box of wine that can talk
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
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