at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
i'm pretty sure i lost all sex appeal when he caught me peeing in his bushes
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
Dude, you can't drink while watching Star Trek. You hardly understand it sober.
It's an alien shaped cup though. i think that'll help me absorb.
I'm thinking my boss switched to all cordless keyboards and mouses so that none of us would hang ourselves in the office.
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
We were so amazed while watching mission impossible ghost protocol last night we didn't even have sex
Pooping to opera.
I was pretty sure he wouldn't be into me after I fucked his brother, and then his best friend, and yet, here I am doing lines off his stomach
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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