If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
he wanted me to put the condom on for him. I was high and couldn't figure it out.. so instead we played xbox.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
This is a sacred holiday in the land of the free! I do what I want!
My dad used the quotation mark gesture with his hands when he asked how my "roommate" was doing.
That may be because I drunkenly sent him a pick of you two curled up together like kittens. Two very buff kittens.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Our relationship revolved around Taylor Swift albums. It's no wonder it ended so fast
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
sometimes i forget what nice tits i have and then i spend a month brushing my teeth naked in the front of the bathroom mirror, and i remember.
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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