There is now a Twilight themed dildo. What do YOU want for christmas??
think i got pink eye from a stripper in vegas. showgirls did not prepare me adequately for this. be kind, 2010.
you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.
I'm making a contract of things you're not allowed to put in my ass
I am solely responsible for the birth of their child. I mean, I did push them into the room and hold the door shut yelling "punch that kitty!". It has to be a sign.
Well were gunna have to wash the couch cover now...maybe even the couch, soap or fire your decision
Until then we have the self affirmation from retweets and nights alone with pizza..
first thing my tuition money buys is a strap on
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
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