spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
3am cut off hipster s***'s afro on porch. Opened champagne. Felt like delilah cutting off samson's hair. Then shower & anal. So I guess his powers are intact.
he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
you yelled "you will never make love to jesus" and then ran into the tv.
Another night, another sound of my neighbor almost having an orgasm.
And she used to have such long ones. Sad.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
Today I left one job interview, showed up randomly at his house for a midday bootycall then left right after to attend my second job interview. I got both jobs
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
SO AWKS THEY ARE HAVING A COUPLE FIGHT AND I JUST WANT PIZZA
But if I live with you I'll help pay rent. Only if you promise no 50 shades of what the fuck internet hookups
I didn't know that all of his brothers would be hot and musical too. That's a dick move on behalf of biology.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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