there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
PS, you're not being slutty, you're "making dreams true."
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
I woke up wearing a cow costume. I'm not even gonna try to recall what happened last night.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
This is breast cancer awareness month... The least we can do is give a stripper some singles.
wait, how does the 20 year old one night stand pregnant girl have a superiority complex?
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Someone stole a lamp last night.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
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