Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
Someone's playing Limp Bizkit out loud on the train. I think the decade reset it self.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
Just spent the last 5 minutes laughing at my epipen. i think i'm too high.
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
I drank enough to tranq a steed. You really missed out
I think that all guys are assholes, some of them just have less assholeish qualities that we accept in our lives and that we can look past enough to deal. They have to be a pretty special asshole.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Way to fucking accidentally drunk dial me while you're talking to and buying other girls drinks. Don't call me.
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