he put his p in my v, then his p in my a, and then tried to put the p in my m? first, double dipping is rude. second, i'm glad he finished shortly after that, i'm afraid of where he'd try to stick it next. my ear?
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
summer in europe = liver of steel
I accept that challenge.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
I sort of feel bad for this orthodontist. The things that have been in my mouth in the past 12 hours aren't exactly socially acceptable.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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