one might say we're banned from that church
ugh. my soul tastes like vodka
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
if I see a bottle of vodka right now I'll probably throw up gum I swallowed when I was a kid
I got back at him the only way I knew how, by hooking up with the guy he hates from their rival fraternity.
I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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