Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
you won't ask to borrow his earbuds because you think it's gross, but you'll have sex with him?
Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
it was a sick party until you insisted on putting on "that's how I beat shaq"
this morning i realized i came home with more condoms then i left. burn.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
You flew out of the bedroom, stole two Solo cups from the beer pong table, put them on your feet, clicked your heels together three times
Charles Manson is Getting Married and I stare down at my tits and wonder how I am possibly single.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
Randomize
