do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
You dont understand. she was my french AND spanish teacher. that's 2 kinds of freaky. i have to find her on facebook.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
STOP SETTING ME UP WITH GUYS YOU MEET ON CRAIGSLIST
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
I HAVENT SEEN A PENIS IN 5 WEEKS I REFUSE TO REMAIN CALM
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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