That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
I told him to come back in 5mins cause i needed to take a few more shots before i could talk to him
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I cannot stress to you how much better your current situation is than listening to gay sex
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I think this girl gave me a handjob thinking that I would help her with her cell phone bill
omg. that's awesome
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
His voice is like having sex with hot chocolate and then suddenly you're pregnant.
This doesn't mean I'm going to attempt to find happiness with smooshy dick
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
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