Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
dude, i look like john mccains neck right now
and i looked up. we had an audience...
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Not only does DQ have s'mores shakes, sonic has a hot dog in a pretzel bun, and Wendy's has a burger in a pretzel bun. Important things are happening.
I ran into the kitchen halfway through hooking up cause I forgot I put the cookies on the oven too high. Came back and she was gone but the only thing I could think about was all the extra cookies I could eat now. Got through about 6 before I realized why she left.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Just walked by a girl saying to her friend "honestly you coulda given me any dude and I woulda fucked him"
You should've introduced yourself
I showed him my machete and then we made out in the kitchen
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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