If I die today, promise to let the world know I partied.... oh god did I party
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
there's a sign at taco bell and it says "bacon and ranch make everything better." it speaks to me.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
If I knew losing weight would mean this many fucking creepers I would've just stayed fat.
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
I'm currently in h&m wondering "what exactly is the class level of a swingers resort?"
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