But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
i spent my evening searching "the sims having sex" on youtube
we're no longer friends
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I saw him walking to campus with his beer in his hand in the same sweats he wore walking to campus with a beer in his hand yesterday.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
They didn't have a "sorry I was late for your birthday party because I was getting arrested" card.
Emoji's do wonders when you actually have nothing at all to say..
He's got a british accent, a tounge ring, and he's wearing an eye patch... Of corse I'm fucking him
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Been using bowl smoking as a method of time for so long I don't know how long it actually takes to get to work
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
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