People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
Because you work where i will be drunk tonight I'm asking you. Is a shirt required on Halloween?
He took me out, we slept together, and he sent me home this morning with fresh cantaloupe. #husbandstatus
No,she came up with a new game: "Where is the most interesting place I can show Drew my asshole?"
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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