I think my vagina is haunted
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I thought about puking over the balcony or the bathroom and figured the balcony seemed much funner.
Just please never masturbate in my bed again. I'm burning my sheets as I write this.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
So somebody asked her is she's okay.She turned around,started running and screamed "Ballet is running through my veins" before doing a small pirouette.It's amazing how she managed not to fall.
he busted into the room with single cheese slices and started yelling "THROW SOME CHEESE ON THAT BITCH"
The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
I'm not saying I would have to be high to sleep with him. I'm just saying it would probably help.
Are you saying I'm your favorite hot mess?
I'm actually my favorite my hot mess, but you're a close second.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
Car sex in a public place. Boo ya.
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