A little girl and i are having a face making battle in mcdonalds
She started it, but I totally finished it.
that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
so why was i the only one who woke up with ham stuck to my ass?
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
Next time I see you, remind me to tell you how I fell through my attic door and landed on my feet in the garage on the first floor.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
Thank you, BTW, for defiling my bed. Glad it was done well.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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