the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
in jail i did the beyonce ass shake for the police officers & called Sally from my collect phone in my cell & started singing "im in JAAAIL IM IN JAAAIL",
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
I just blew my nose and little bits of weed came out.
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
I didn't think it was possible but there may actually be TOO MANY pictures of me tagged shotgunning.
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
I found your bra. How you get it off the satellite dish is your problem.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
wow bdsm is so cute
Question: anytime during the past week did I drunk dial you and give you full permission to grab my boobs? Cus I know I said it I just don't remember who I said it to...
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
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