I regularly think about how cool your nickname is
none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
There are just some things I refuse to put in my mouth.
VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
Between having seen you naked and interpreting your values based on the occasional political FB post, you're no stranger for sure.
Probably won't be invited back there again considering last time his purebred corgi ate my pot brownie and had to be rushed to the hospital.
The true debate: do I prioritize going to bed and getting more than six hours of sleep or do I prioritize washing out various grease, leaf bits, and jizz out of my hair
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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