Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
everyone at work keeps looking at me like they know I got the herp this weekend
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I'm considering offering a class on how to find good porn.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She was wearing American flag underwear. How could I NOT fuck her?
You're a true patriot.
There’s nothing that says motivation more than watching these little geniuses on Kids Baking Championship New Year’s Day. I’m ready to fuck shit up this year.
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