I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
Is it weird I want to fuck the cartoon chick from e-surance??
You're such a slut.
I prefer opportunist.
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
You were walking around in your swim suit, an open robe, snow boots and a death grip on that handel of captain morgan.
Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
she shotgunned a can of v8, threw the can on the ground and said, "fuck bitches get money" then passed out on the spot
Apparently the Massachusetts Bay Transit Authority severely looks down on Chinese firedrills on a public bus
Yeah but the people love.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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