Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
the game I always play with drunk me is can-you-button-and-unbutton things? If the answer is no, go home. Usually it's his pants
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
You kept asking us from the backseat if you were driving ok and then you kept talking to your hiccups and yelling at them to "stop it already!"
You know you went through something intense when you actuallu applaud yourself for not shitting your pants
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
for not the first time in my life, my clothes are covered in piss and i'm standing in line waiting to buy pedialyte at a convenience store
I asked him to get me another beer, and he started making muffins.
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
jump out the window naked night went bad
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