I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
I don't want to have to wonder if I'm draining my pasta in the same side of the sink you pissed in
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
I'm having one of those days where I just want to lay in bed and beat off all day
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
At home depot. Final room inspection is tmrow, gotta paint over the puke stains
He overslept for our prescheduled morning sex. The fact that my vagina isn't enough to get him out of bed was the last straw.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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