so high and i think i just ordered a magic bullet.
did you call within the first 18 minutes? can i have the free one?
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I always knew I'd be the first one with an STD
she made sit in a corner, drink nothing but water and told me she was worried about me because i picked up an irish guy at a taxi rank. says the girl who invented tequila night and fucked a guy in a park across the street from a sweet sixteenth.
She sucks dick like Beethoven on piano, but talking to her is like Simple Jack in Tropic Thunder. Still working out the pros vs cons list.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
If she has AMC, I may have to fuck her today. I want to catch up on the walking dead.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
At what point did you realize I was getting blown under the table during our dominos game?
be right there i have to get my cape
So apparently my mom hired someone who goes by "DJ Dog Dick" for the family christmas party?
Also we're getting drunk and sledding down Caroline street. See you soon.
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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