Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
God, i just love slightly insecure guys with hearts of gold and giant penises.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
Oh shut up man. Once the police get involved its every man for themself.
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
There's hot sauce all over my mirror, lamp shade and dresser. Also it's your turn for weed
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
I thought the Bane mask would really repel dudes but instead I ended up grinding on a frat dude that whispered "bad bitch contest, you in first place" in my ear in a Batman voice
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I keep worrying the police are going to come looking for us.
For which one? Starting a fire on my porch or having sex on my porch?
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