We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
I would like to thank collapsed soviet republics and fathers who didnt show enough attention for tonight's festivities
i feel like my life has become an afroman song and idk whether i should be sad about that or not
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
Tell me not to purchase 500 ball pit balls and a kiddy pool
No
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
Just saw a woman trying to order Mcdonalds at a trash can. God bless America.
At least your nickname is not Plunge Slut and that nickname is not in a published thesis work
Fuck you i've put so many pretzels in her shirt
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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