i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
So not only did team sweden fail to particpate in any drinking game but i also found puke in my viking helmet this morning.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
Her boyfriend caught us fucking and said "cool you're cheating too" and left.
You live a charmed life.
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
Then me, her, and her mom snorted tequila. The bartender was in shock.
Just considered playing a drinking game with powerade with my sister so she would get some fluids in her. I do so well with sick people.
Our sibling relationship has really blossomed into a wonderful mutual acceptance of sluttyness
He understood my need for pizza was more important than my need for sex. He's the one.
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
How did I end up with the cock ring?!
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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