I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
You slammed your forties down on the table and yelled "I AM EDWARD FORTYHANDS" then mumbled something about repping Idaho like a champ and laid down on the couch.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
How’d it go?
I accidentally joined a cult
So not great...
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