My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
Went home with a guy 2 " his house". Woke up this morn on couch to parents cooking breakfast, piss all over my back and he is no where to be found. That fuckr pissed on me and bounced. His parents are gonna think some drunk bitch pissed their couch.
He brought over a 20 dollar bottle of wine. Who does that? This is college.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
The bouncers kicked us out around 3 so we went to the grocery store flasks in hand and asked them to turn up their music...
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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