Whoa! I think of you when I eat cottage cheese.
waking up outside has become so normal, the paper boy knows to set the paper next to me
That's because you're a slut. A slut fucking a fence.
These headphones make me feel like I'm sitting on John Mayers lap and he's singing just to me. I picture like a pitch black room with a single spotlight on us. Also, convinced Kyle to give me percocet soo.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
My vagina feels like it's been kissed by angels.
All of the hungover. I've changed not showered but can't quite make it to the booze.
WE'RE IN THE RED ZONE PLAY THRU THE PAIN
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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