the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
dude,it's memorial day.not getting wasted=you're a terrorist
I can't believe you're fucking in the bar bathroom, but everyone else can, and they're really proud.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Theres dried jager, barbecue sauce and frie remnants all over my front seat.
I love you. I'm too high for this. Find a way. Make it happen. Live strong.
He shit in a sock dude, you can't come back from that
Is it bad that i wanna bang this girl ONLY because she looks like my cousin?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
I sign my lease Thursday, I'm about to be released back into the wild.
I'll make missing person signs.
You're a good friend.
Guy just walked in with a 40 and a Honda steering wheel. Where the fuck am I?
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
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