this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Trying not to ruin Mother's Day with the enormous hickey on my neck. Nice.
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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