member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
You drew a self portrait of yourself on his wall with sharpie.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Her cop pants made me imagine I was riding a unicorn and by unicorn I mean her face
90% sure the total babe I have been talking to all night has a kid. Ugh, so sad right now.
Im so high
so my dads pretending to use the snow blower and theres absolutley no snow one the ground.... someone should really lock our liqour cabinet
I feel like I have the I just lost my virginity face and everyone at the grocery store knows it.
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
GET OFF YOUR PHONE
I got the shit slapped outta me last night but the pain in my jaw doesn’t even compare to the hangover I have.
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