try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
the condom got lost in my hair
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
Nobody has ever asked me for my honest opinion on whether they needed anal bleaching before
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Well that's the thing. He does want to take me out... To a strip club. I see this going down a very bad road but you know I'm going to go.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
I still don't understand if he's using me to write his resume or if we're dating
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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