Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
Buhtt sex?
we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Everytime I come home this stoned I masturbate in the shower for that long, its like my lonely ritual. Accept me.
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
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