i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
I have to think about this realistically and not with my vagina.
she was literally 3 feet away from the garbage can, said she couldn't make it, and then proceeded to vomit on the floor in front of everyone in the restaurant
im actually so stoned and hungover i feel like a bag of jello stuffed into a human shape
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
We got out of the car in valet drinking beers we gave the valet one as a tip
Do you know how to get blood out of tile grout?
I once broke a mans heart just to get laid by a premature ejaculator
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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