im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
i wish i could google "things to eat in my fridge" so i wouldnt have to go downstairs and be disappointed
i hope not, i just know that at one point I was sitting on the bathroom floor eating bugles and crying because i had no one to show that it looked like I had witch nails when i stuck them on the ends of all ofmy fingers.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
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