Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
I told him we could use my stove to make weed brownies, from that point on he kept reffering to me as "best pledge ever"
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
Who knew I could feel anymore shameful at the bar than i usually do...I think my bartender recognizes me from the walk of shame out of his house after i hooked up with his son yesterday
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
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