i'm pretty confident that i watched a woman making love to a german shepherd.
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
'hiiiigh' is saved in my t9 for a reason
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
my vagina has been out of service for wayy too long... this semester needs to start like right now
I kinda volunteered your dick to help her deal with her virginity issues. Figured you wouldn't mind.
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
It seems that only way I've actually improved myself after 2 years of writing for the school newspaper is that I've mastered the art of descriptive words to improve my sexting skills
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
After dropping your phone on the ground you got down and sat with it, kissed it and apologized for being so mean
Legit just heard the bartender tell some Dude "Penis is not an accepted currency in this establishment" and Dude responded "You take Vagina then?"
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