also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
High enough to fry lime slices.....tasted like shit, by the way
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
throwing up turkey will be a nice break from throwing up ramen
i just sat down and hooked up with this girl. after she left i called over another girl and did the same. this happened about four more times and i never left my chair
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
Good. I hope they all got E.Coli from snorting coke off of some homeless prick's asshole.
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
First thing I find in the car I just pick up from my grandpa? A discount card for the strip club down the road from his apartment. The force is still strong.
I think I fucked someone on the flight home last night.
I paper cut my nipple reading mail topless
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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