All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
We both paused during sex to do the clap during the Friends theme song. Soulmates.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I'm glad I booty called you last night. It was nice to see you and talk, in between all the sex...
You slid down the bannister into a split. Lines were crossed.
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
My morning started with my mom giving me the number for a substance abuse councellor. How's your day going?
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Where do you think black out memories go?
Into the dark abysmal abyss of the deepest, darkest part of your mind. It's obviously the bodies natural defense to protect you from witnessing the shit you do while actually blacked out.
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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