Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
Is it bad form to puke out of a dorm window to avoid looking bad in front of the people in your room?
How about from a sixth floor window?
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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