Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
At what point does "I'm too high to deal with you right now" stop being rude?
New year means new boundaries for the Brazilian lady.. I'm pretty sure I got wax on my asshole
I just googled: how soon can I pee on a stick. What is my life coming to.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
I was drunk and on Craigslist.. The drunk-text offers people got must have been either horrifying or glorious
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
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